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Re: Did Paris Hilton get a Boob Job?

Semper — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:34:06 -0000

definitely

Re: VH1 Single Ladies (Season 2) Supertrailer

anon — Wed, 30 May 2012 15:59:48 -0000

I am super excited for season two of Single Ladies! The
first episode was great, I love Raquel she is so pretty. I am sad that Val didn’t
return but I will still continue to watch it. I know all my girlfriends already
have their DVR's set to record this season. I know my Hopper is set to record
this season. Good thing my Hopper can record more then one show at a time. My
family doesn’t really find what I watch interesting lol. I asked a few
co-workers of mine at Dish if they watched the show and some said no because
Val isn’t on it anymore. I am still going to watch it.

Re: Nas – Daughters (Audio) – Nas Baby Mama Responds

Debron Walker — Sun, 27 May 2012 20:30:52 -0000

Chick is completely off base with her remarks. There is nothing humiliating about this song, if anything its an apology for maybe not being there enough. Id do the the same for my little Queen. And whoa, isnt that his daughter driving off, smiling at the end of the video? Come on baby mama, dont use this to vent some other issue you got with the man.

Re: McDonald’s Bows to Pressure With More Healthful Happy Meal

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:44:36 -0000

Ainno ways a brotha be fixin fer some Crazee D ova da Colonel! Bes all in yo face! Donnie be takin a lickin' to is nads and save em some fer des lefties. lol. Doggy bag in da hootch der buoy! Jus be like a brotha ta shave sum bringin' da top down on dat all. Be all gangsta like six pack. Peac eyo!

Re: Mary J Blige Burger King Commercial; Paid $2 Million to Sing About Fried Chicken

Desmond_Reynolds — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:20:47 -0000

Arnie, ya dunno Billy Dee. In fact he gots three restainin' odas against ya. Billy still piss'd about Donnie droppin' a long island log in da back seat of his Caddi convertible. And Mr Cosby says he never mets ya. Yo we'r in line to get his book signed, but 'cause yo pooed yo pants, d'ey kick'd yo stinky nigga ass out to da curb.

Old C'rnl Sandas had a dislikin' for Arnie too. Back in da day when Arnie's hoe mama was servicin' Unca Finga Lickin', he usta steal his shoes. Imagine havin' ta walk 'round bare boot in a white suit. Arnie sold d'em shoes for a pint of Uncle Bobos moonshine.

Re: Barack the Magic Negro: Political Satire or Racism?

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:56:29 -0000

Ol' Arnie jus' ainno ways dese botties be gettin' fer da don low. Arnie be sayin dis! NO SIR! Ainno botties bein done 'ere. NO SIR! specially sum whitie be tryin's ta slide da hersha roads into a brotha. Jus'a ainno right! NO SIR! Ol' Billy Dee be playin fists o fury wit dis honkey ass!

Re: Mase Teams Up With Mary Mary (Video)

Melvin_Bones_Bastardowsky — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:51:06 -0000

N'uthin worse d'en 2 fag-ass niggas goin' alll Adam Lambert like on da tv. Keep yo ass-packin' mittens to yo'self. Was like da time I was comin' back from a trip to Jamaica. USA Customs, d'ey make me takes ma close off, d'en d'ey stick a glove all wacko jacko style up ma unwiped ass. Felt just like MJ's monkey Bubbles afta' an afta noon in da hot tub.

If James Earl Jones was alive t'day, he's would make d'em wash the outside of da USS Enta'prise. Gordi La Foge would go all Battlesta Gallatica on d'em and da Skippa for Gilligans Island would make 'em watch naked movies of Mrs Howell!

Re: Finally, the Truth About Men

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:41:54 -0000

Dis be ARnie's shirt. lol. He be doin' dis ting since summa '76. Bill Cosby be tellin's me dat ol' Arnie shoulda grow up and love is illigits. NO SIR! Ainno probla arnie. Only times me and Bill be fightin. Bill so lucky...ol' James Earl Jones be comin' round and stop Arnie from layin' da boots. Arnie more like Billy Dee...gangsta da Clould City. Ol Arnie be havin's illigits there ta be sho!

Re: These Women Youse to be Men

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:39:09 -0000

Say wot? Dis all BOTTY! Dis da Jem blog not be droppin' no dew coins. NO SIR! Be droppins da sullen vinnie suppa! O' Arnie be makin' sum crazy heads tinkin' bout all dis. Be cuttin' sum mamba jewels. Den agains, all dem be whities...dem whities all busted not likes us brothas. Mes jus' an get Donnie ta bite dems off. Stupid Bottys!

Re: Old Spice Commercials Starring Terry Crews

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:35:09 -0000

Dis be da old spice? NO SIR! Ol' Arnie be pissin' ins a tree tinkin' bout dis outrages! Tain't work none well. Be like dem Ragua Spaghetti me's find ina dump. Be like dem flies, jus flyin' all overs and landings. Makes fer some goods soup. Donnie be lovin' ta jump and catch'em. No rung dall dives heres buoys! Jus' more da same.

Re: Lisa Raye McCoy Talks Stacey Dash’s Departure From VH1 Single Ladies

Simpson_Ever-ready — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:25:00 -0000

So d'is is what da Jemblog be all about. Was really curious, 'cause I owns a' internet cafe in one of the poorest parts of the city. Most of da clients are homeless o down on they luck.

Was looking over da shoulder of d'is hobo. T'ink he calls himself Arnie. He carries around a dog colla' with da name Donnie. Arnie is feedin' his imagine dog any'ting he can get his wart infested hands on. I's swear, evr'a day he smells like he shits himself. On and on he be babblin about Bill Cosby and Billy Dee Williams. Wish he would clean up his empty jellow puddin' snacks. Leaves a mess evr'y time he here.

Anotha patron is ole Desmond. He and Arnie been goin' at it since day one. Seems Desmond tried to help our Arnie, but Arnie takes mo d'en he off'ed. Desmond blames Arnie fo his wife leavin' him and fo urinatin' all ova his merrigold.

Looksee otha gents been in on da Jemblog flim flam. Evra night have to hose down the chairs and keyboards. It's eitha vomit, urine o' spoiled vittles. But gotsa give d'ese niggas sumwhere to hang. Soup kitchen dont open till 1 p.m.

Re: Red Tails Cast Salutes George Lucas

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 24 May 2012 13:58:22 -0000

Ol' George be lookin' like the cotton field masta. Him all prouds and tall. Be like da cock at da sunrise. Ol Arnie be seein trow his magic dust! He be all poundin for 'tention! Ainno brothas in his films. NO SIR! Yo gots Billy D, gangsta from Cloud City. Nigga get no respect from Lu-Cas. Bill Cosby give'em a slap between them man boobs!

Re: Red Tails – Movie Trailer (Stars Method Man, Ne-Yo, Terrence Howard)

Desmond_Reynolds — Thu, 24 May 2012 13:46:58 -0000

Arnie, take a lesson from yo pappy. Be nice ta whitie an' maybe you make sum dollas. Ya gotta stop bitin' da hand d'at feed ya. Rumour has it, back in yo Holla'wood days ya bit Russel Crowe in da hand afta he give ya a fistful a dollas and he went all Michael J Fox on yo ass., killa rabies.

D'at damn dog Donnie ain't no better. Word on de street, he tried to mount the dog from Frasier. Poor mutt cant get a job now! Donnie dunno if he is some kinda fudge-packin' canine or lookin' for da closest hole?

Caught Anrie takin's a nap next to ma merrigolds 'gain. Looksee, tries ta wake 'em an' Donnie bit da' rubba off ma sneaka. I smack him upside da head and he just smile at me with d'at dumb ass dog smile. Arnie wakes up and tells me d'at he an Bill Cosby was drinkin' some Pabst Blue Ribbon w'it Billy Dee. D'ey were havin' fun until da creepy Burger King guy came ta sodomize all t'ree!

Re: MTV Wants Virgins Who Are Willing To Lose Virginity For New TV Show!

Steven Oblenes — Thu, 24 May 2012 10:13:50 -0000

Are there kids that are still virgins by 18?
This show stinks!
I just don't get it!

Re: Jordin Sparks & John Legend – Billboard Music Awards Tribute To Whitney Houston

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 24 May 2012 10:11:12 -0000

Ol Houie be friends wit Arnie back in da day. She'd be unda Arnie's arms when da crows be cooing. Sum nites she'd jus' sing ol Arnie and Donnie ta sleep afta sum sweeet diddlin's. Course, Houie be sum crack ho, and Arnie be collectin sum cabbage fer her sweet loins. Even den, she be a sweets in da hay loft. lol. One nite she even get Arnie some brains when's we haf enuff fer sum of da Colonels's delight! Mmmm Hmmm! Even Donnie be lickin' is lips at dat!

Re: Looks Like 50 Cent Needs some Lotion in the Face Area – and I’m Telling Chelsea

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 24 May 2012 10:06:42 -0000

dis y'all jus no rite. Dis brotha do betta than hanin wit does whities. Dere'd dat botty. He bin givin' fitty dem shockin! Whitie! Where'd yo put yo fingers! Fitty give'em wife da black bone. lol. Like ol' Arnie be doin' ta Desmond's wife. She be lovin' dem black python. She be tellin' Arnie ta take a shower, den Arnie get ol' lathered up and give'er de shower o' pearls. Mmmm hmmm! Jus' like ol' Billy D in Cloud city wit Princes Lay me. Dat sum sweet lovin' hump.

Re: 50 Cent Drops Weight from 215 Pounds to 160 Pounds For New Film

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 24 May 2012 10:02:07 -0000

dat nuthin no fitty cens. Be likes lookin' true da mirra! Word! Ol' Arnie gots not times fer dem coins. onlies them paper bills be goods for Arnie. Cheap niggas neva be helpin' no brotha out. Down on his luck. Ol' Bill be rollin' in his grave! No hey hey hey fer dis buoy.

Re: Chad Ochocinco Robbed for Starbucks card

Obedeya_Jackson — Thu, 24 May 2012 09:58:29 -0000

Run nigga run! What's d'is world comin' to? Homie don't want a Starbucks card. Gimme a bucket of da C'rnl and a nice ripe watermellon. If da bro had a card for whitie's coffee house, he d'srves to have it theif'd. Smackdown, turn 'em 'round 'cause Chad be one big tall fag!

Re: Michael Jackson was a Crip (Just Kidding)

Robert Goode-Ware — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:54:54 -0000

NO PPL THEY WAS IN HIS VIDEO !!!!!!!!!! IM A 86 BABY EVEN I NO THA LOL.....

"Nayber Hood Crips" mob n down the street with MJ they was all hallin at this cutty MJ was tri'n to get her number....... selly

''Mj had love for every body even the CRIPs & BLOODs"
we can all lern some then from him....

just kuz ppl r n a gang & may do bad things sometime duz not make evil ppl.

Re: Think Like a Man’ Banned in France Due to All-Black Cast

Lester_Boldgans — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:33:49 -0000

I rememba' was watchin' Bill Bixby in Courtship of Eddie's Father, I be thinkin' be so much betta wit' Red Foxx and Richard Pryor. Instead of de pappy takin' responibility for his illigit, he be on da run wit' his son and child serv'cs chasing him.

And wassup wit' classic whitie Brady Bunch? Boy luvin' botty-boy Mike Brady be pimpin' out hoes dottas Marcia and Jan to swingin' couple Alice (da maid) and Sam (d butcha). All da time young one Cindy Brady, be da back door pleasa to Greg, Peter & Bobby

Re: Red Tails – Movie Trailer (Stars Method Man, Ne-Yo, Terrence Howard)

Arnold Jenson — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:31:03 -0000

Dis be alls tom foolery! Ol' Arnie knows dat his daddy only shine da shoes twa Centra Station. Dem whities gives 'im some fine dollas. Ain't no greens ta fill dem belly. Sos paps jus do whats he does. An' den dem whities take is life. dems' all bad. jus' other day sum whitie put dem boots ta arnie...calls im lazy and faggot. Ainno Botty 'ere honk along! Course, Bill and Donnie be away...ors dis rascism buoy be gettin knuckle lovin' from old Arnie.

Re: Meagan Good Looking Sexy at the ‘Think Like A Man’ Premiere In Hollywood

Arnold Jenson — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:20:31 -0000

Mmmmmhmmm! She be like a sweet Cherry pie coolin off m'mother's stoop. Ol' LeRoy be sniffin' someting 'fore me set Donnie on 'im. Ain't no fillin's fore dem chilluns! lol. Ol's Arnie be membering dem days whens foods been good, momma's been full of lovins' an da tree o life be keepin' da peace.

Re: Think Like a Man’ Banned in France Due to All-Black Cast

Arnold Jenson — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:16:17 -0000

Whats we gots here is jus' some faggy Frenchies temptin ta tell da brotha's whats goodn' hip. NO SIR! Arnie be tellin' y'all someting now! Be good dat Whitie be seein' all dem brothas n sistas milling some. Be all sponsbility! Be all respect. Dat be how ol' Arnie be seein tings. Be standin' for what's good. Comme ca?

Re: Old School Picture of Oprah With An Afro

Desmond_Reynolds — Wed, 23 May 2012 13:08:09 -0000

Oprah be tapping Jew whitie at d'is point. He be stickin' his circumsized matza balls inside 'er Color 'O Purple stinkin' chillun' bearin' hole. Brotha kike n'vr seen such slave luvin' creampie since the days back in Egypt when the Jews w're sent inta da' desert.

Re: Classic Facebook Dis

Preacher_Brian_Hope — Tue, 22 May 2012 21:24:52 -0000

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