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Re: Martin Lawrence and Wife Shamicka are Getting a Divorce

Benson Jennings — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:31:11 -0000

What the FUCK does this all mean?

Re: Charli Baltimore Gets a Tattoo on Her Head – Guess She Wants Us to Know What’s On Her Mind

Arnold Jenson — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:28:01 -0000

Wot be wrong wit dis biatch!!! She be handlin' too many brothas! She's a honey drippa awright. Jus' awful. Arni' be havin' none o dat. Bill Dee be tellin' me ones time, dat da woman be smellin' likes dem frogs in da marsh. Me'sa not standin' that...but ol' Billy Dee be dat main gangsta!

Re: Coco accidentally spills Red Wine over her Baby Nephew’s Head after she and Ice-T become his Godparents

Arnold Jenson — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:25:13 -0000

say HO! HO's been spillin' past Mr. T. T get all face like and be piting da foo! lol. Arnie not be much fer dat all. Dat der be sum botty in da yella wig! Kibbles an' Bits be damned. NO SIR! Aina ways ta tell dem womens till ya spreads dem legs. Ol' Eddie Murphy finds dat da hard way! Jus' a time dat a nigga canno trust is eyes or is main member!

Re: Kanye and Kim Kardashian Cheated (Via Text)

Arnold Jenson — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:21:34 -0000

Backs in ol' Arnie's days, a brotha be makin da home inside da woman. She be buyin' everyting for'im. Only use that Arnie be seein' for dis whitie be for polishin Arni's bits. She gets all buns and fat, time fo her to see da curb. Be no chilluns in my house! Not Arnie's prob dat she see my hood and get all gobbly. Donnie tells da truth, and dat be da truth.

Re: Beyonce Rocks her Pretty Belly Poolside

Arnold Jenson — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:17:07 -0000

dat be me luv chillun! Dat girl jus' frontin' and all widdoes boots. Me be streamin' in and glidin dem footsols all down da leaves! lol. Ol' Arnie be up widdat! Nevah minds dem little ons doing dems times. No SIR! Be like fishin' up stream widda fish all don streem. Tells ya sometin, don it?

Re: Halle Berry Confronts Paparazzi Her Daughters Pre-School

Desmond_Reynolds — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:12:24 -0000

N'uthin' like bein' chased by lady dressed like one of da Golden Girls. Halle girl, Bea Arthur would be proud! Look see d'em flap jacks be bouncin' and d'at caboose be ready for me to ride de back o' de bus.

T'rut is ole Arnie stole his neigh'bas minivan and was snappin' pics of Halle. Only problem, no film. In da meantime, Donnie was pinchin' a fatastic loaf on da foot of da b'iatch standin' next to Halle.

Re: Ice Cube Interview on The Jimmy Kimmel Show

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 13:00:47 -0000

Dem Weiners be fryin' alive...oh heavns to rots! dem boyz be fallin' off dat ruck like a man's needin' sum beef jentiles! Ol Arnie n'ver be seeing dat here no dere...likes dem Aunt Jemima pankage spread. LOL. saucey fo muh bossy.

Re: Trey Songz ft. Keri Hilson – “Yo Side Of The Bed” (Official Video)

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:57:11 -0000

Dis brotha here be sum tennis star! Big JerkMasta! he's a lill spice in da ovens. MMMM...mmm! Jus be lickin my lips tinkin. betta then that, dis man jus covers wheels to pavement! LOL...ol Arnie be bustin a nuticle jus doing dat tinkin. Ain't right, tho, dat tdem spiders keep growin'. Soona lata, they'sa cause us some milkin.

Re: 2012 Lingerie Football League Philadelphia Passion Tryout (video)

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:52:20 -0000

ol arnie be seeing dis all da time. Dis here be da pimp daddy. Be suring dat his hoes does their wurk. Ain't problems like pears to seeds when does hoes not be doin' der ting. nows, whitie and arnie not get along...'counts dat dey kill his daddy. But goes ta show dat jus 'cause ya put on dem boots, donna mean yousa can walk in dem. Bill Cosby peace out!

Re: Gunshots Fired at Atlanta Housewives Derek J’s Hair Salon… Over Bad Weave!

Arnold Jensen — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:47:12 -0000

Ain't no now 'counting for dem crows. Ol Arnie be a singin to does trees out by de patch. Dem winds be swaying, does clouds be ol pearly whites! Ne'va know when me be in yo town. Gots dem bugs alwiys on me. Rats be da best ta eat. Donnie's a tinks so!

Re: Time Magazine Cover – Extreme Parenting

Steven Oblenes — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:42:37 -0000

Wait! This kid is THREE and she's still letting him suck from the TIT?
Is that cause for abuse?

I just don't get it!

Re: Rihanna Drops Chris Brown – You Finally Crossed the Line – Chris Disses Her in Record

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:39:39 -0000

Dat ol fine. Word from Arnie! he be in da know...CB be da botty! dat why he lay da five strokes on R. Wot man hit dis nice lady. 'member one time she all sorry for Donnie. Give me some money and new clothes. Arnie tinkin she be wantin' some tube steak lovins. She be callin' da boyz in blues. But Arnie be runnin...jus like 'e did when ol' Suzie be carin' dat chillun. Sayz it be Arnie's. NO MAMAM!

Re: Time Magazine Cover – Extreme Parenting

Desmond_Reynolds — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:37:40 -0000

I was sittin' in Central Park one day. Sum lady be feedin' the younin' on the teet. She put da baby down for a sec and ole Arnie cum by and start suckin' on her nips. She be all angry and smacked him right 'tween de eyes. Arnie no fletch a muscle. He kept sippin' like da day they cancelled Coke Classic. Finally a police offica cum by. He smaak Arnie o'er de head w'it his billie club. D'ats when Arnie fell o'er an' pooed his pants.

Da cop was all confused, 'cause Arnie t'reaten'd him da't Michael Jackon's pet chimp was gonna take a leak in his squad car. Arnie spent da night in da drunk tank drinkin' fresh toilet watta.

Re: Rihanna Performs at The Staples Center

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:36:43 -0000

why's that whitie on da camera lookin' up my biatches' vittles? Dat man best not be trouser huggin's his own on her. No SIR! Ol' Arnie get all over 'is face and smack dat whitie down...no 'spect for mu girl. No SIR! Dump a bucket o the Col's over him...smell worse than dat Dumpster at 6th and center! Put da boots ti 'im and let da back bone slide!

Re: Rihanna Gets Sexy in Her New Armani Ad Campaign

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:33:37 -0000

Dis here be some sweetness from the bushy mount-ten! Ain't no ways to tame a snake, then ta blow da winds o' luv. Dat car der be jus like da one muh daddy used ta use 'fore he get gunned down by sum hatin' whitie. 'course, momma neva liked pa, on account he has some many hoes. Be lissen' to old May Boddinker on dat AM radio. sho sweet dis here tch.!

Re: Rihanna Shows Off Her (Pan) Cakes in VitaCoco Water (Photos)

Desmond_Reynolds — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:27:02 -0000

Desmond got a woodie! Was doin' fine 'til I'se looked o'er and saw Arnie had already spent himself all o'er my driveway lookin' at the pictures. What's this world cummin to? Just as I'se finished burrying the bones of ole Donnie in my flowa patch d'ey all turn yella and green from da ghost of Donnie.

Arnie come runnin' 'round the corn'r wi't his pants down to his ankles screamin' da't Bill Cosby took his last fig newton. I'se look'd down and his pee-stained pants are covr'd w'it my wife's apple pie. Sweet motha a pearl!

Re: Common, Ludacris, Hugh Jackman & Others Stars – U2′s Bono Campaign Against Aids

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 09:49:29 -0000

Ol' Arnie member the days when Sammy Davis Jr be actin' wit Chevy Chase. Ol' Chevy be funny, but Sammy be da man. Was nuthin like it does days. Chilluns seen an not heard! Donnie be a small pup back den...me miss Donnie, but he come visit time ta time. Same fer Bill. Be ghostin into da theatre, making tracks in da washtroom, pullin da weeds and smokin! Soap on a Rope! O'd Arnie be letting da tears flow tinkin 'bout does time wit Albert and da boyz. Cept Rudy...he be da bad egg. Donnie now not like 'im.

Re: Attention UMASS Students – Masturbation Notice

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 09:43:45 -0000

Ain't nuthin wrong with a brotha letting off a little fustrations! All dem college girls make Arnie wanna wrestle wit 'is snake. Nigga's gotta go sometimes and get dat work done! Donnie ju's understands. T'ain't now ways to stop a little pickling. Dis be da work of da evils o' man. Old Billy Dee be a rollin' in his grave!

Re: Ashanti Looking Sexy at the Safe House Premiere

Arnold Jenson — Fri, 11 May 2012 09:29:03 -0000

Dis be like ol Snap Crakle and Pop! Jus' pour sum milk on dat! Ol' Arnie be lovin' dis sweet dipplings! Oh momma! Course momma always be beatin on Arnie fer lovin' de women so much. But Bill be stickin' up for Arnie. Brotha's gotta be lean on the loins now, can't he?

Re: Facebook Losing Friends?

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:16:58 -0000

Dis be no Jems...me tels ya sometin! Des Canadians be all in Arnie's face. Dey be all "here's a dollar" or "can I get you a meal". Arnie needs no pity. Arnie knows dat he be better den does maple syrup fatties. Mesa steal dem cars and den dey all 'set and worried dat Arnie be da bad gagnsta. Get back to Canada...you be stealin' our jobs.

Re: Woman Says Busta Rhymes Gave Her Herpes and Made a Website

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:06:50 -0000

waht dis all be like? Brotha gotta unload himself nows and den! Woman's job be ta clean dat hole o' wonder. Brotha can't tink about da clean and workin' up a sweat. Galloping ponies and pom pom! What dis world cum ta when a wholesome brotha gets dem crabs and ghoulies from dis dotty girl. MJ be a rollin' in his grave.

Re: Woman Uses Craigslist to Find Her Baby daddy

Garnet Whyte — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:03:32 -0000

What the fuck are you talkin' about brov? Looks a bit like you be drinkin that moonshine and fillin words for no-thin!

Re: Black Woman Goes Crazy in a classroom (Video)

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 10 May 2012 11:01:18 -0000

Dat girl be fillins for the pantry! Dis be makin my monkey dance da love snake! O laudee...be like stuffin mah belli wit does 12 herbs and spices by da dumpsta. She be da gangsta o love. You be comin's my way baby doll...me be comin a yo way!

Re: NM woman gets cavity search — and a hospital bill for it

Arnold Jenson — Thu, 10 May 2012 09:58:03 -0000

Back ins my day, dis be common practice. Apples in the pie! One day I'se be walkin wit Donnie, and da local heat be busting muh humps in de back alley. He gone darn stucked 'is finger in my beehind like some botty! Ol Arnie wanting ta beat down on 'im, but dis botty hide 'tween is shield. Arnie gets even. He been havin' chili da night 'fore and give da botty pig some fixins awright. Even Donnie be havin' a good laugh. Dis be someting ol' Billy Dee be apprivin!

Re: Terrell Owens Can’t Pay His Child Support to Baby Momma Monique Reynolds

BettyB — Wed, 09 May 2012 23:39:15 -0000

Say what? Jenson hunny, go take your meds.